Shayari Bazar

Banta: Waiter what`s this fly doing in my soup? Waiter: Um looks to me to be backstroke sir Banta: Waiter there`s a fly in my soup Waiter: Don`t worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get `em Banta: Waiter there`s a fly in my soup Waiter: Couldn`t be sir The cook used them all in the raisin bread Banta: Waiter there is a fly in my soup Waiter: Sorry sir maybe I`ve forgotten it when I removed the other three Banta: Waiter there`s a fly in my soup Waiter: Surely not sir It must be one of those vitamin bees you hear so much about Banta: Waiter there`s a fly swimming in my soup Waiter: Then we`ve served you too much soup the fly should be wading Banta: Waiter there`s a dead fly in my soup Waiter: Yes sir it`s the hot water that kills them Banta: Waiter there`s a dead fly in my soup Waiter: What do you expect for 1 - a live one?